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Oct 2022
13m 10s

I'm Not Allowed To Date Ugly Guys

Story Time Animated
About this episode

Yeah. I guess I have to admit it. I’m privileged. 

I am a higher middle class white American. 

But this isn’t where my privilege ends. Surprised? Don’t be. 

We are a family of beautiful people. I’m serious! We’re literally all beautiful. 

My Dad, My Mom, My Brothers and Me! 

Yeah, you might be like, “Are you supposed to call Men beautiful?” But what else can I say? The word, “Handsome” is not enough to describe the guys in my family. They are, in fact, beautiful

No one has to know. *Winks*

Now that you’ve done that, let’s move on.

Every one admired us and wanted to be like us. We weren’t just beautiful, we were smart, we aced all our classes, we all had leadership positions, in school, in church and in the community. Every one knew and worshipped our family. 

Everybody wanted to date one of us, even our exes bragged about us. 



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