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Jun 2023
55m 54s

1 MINUTE CALLS

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This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want.

Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!!

Can you get me a drink while you’re out? I am a gecko. 

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