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Feb 2023
42m 41s

Confession Corner: HORRIBLE DATES 2

Violet Benson
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WELCOME TO CONFESSION CORNER - PART 2

Hey Besties! this month's confession corner is all about your WORST first dates where you call in with YOUR hilarious stories - 

Today, Violetta and her childhood friend Bree sit down to listen to some of your horrible date stories. Specifically the ones that include a drunk and/or drugged story that ended up in a failed date and for some, an actual relationship. Listen as these two besties from high school give their best drunk perspectives while also catching up on their new techniques of ways that they masturbate.

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What to Listen For:

  • 0:00 Intro
  • 2:05 Bree got a Lexus in high school
  • 7:20 Bree loves sex
  • 11:20 Take a shot of 1942
  • 11:49 Caller #1
  • 17:22 Caller #2
  • 20:08 Samantha from Sex and the City
  • 23:52 First time I ever masturbated
  • 25:23 Caller #3
  • 26:40 Trip to Mexico
  • 30:10 Caller #4
  • 38:00 How to Virgos show love
  • 42:00 Ending


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