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Jan 2023
1h 6m

"I HAD TO GIVE A RESTRAINING ORDER"

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A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order.

Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother.

Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko.

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