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Nov 2022
25m 18s

4 - What Do Kangaroos eat? Steroids?

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This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.| This weeks searches: - Roomba - Is it illegal to kill an alien? 
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