Lay down in the dirt and take a lil nap called DEATH. Yep! The Story is here to tell you: ain’t no one gonna stay alive forever except a few jellyfish. Accept your demise and send your memories to hell, uh huh.
Invocation
Petitions for Patreon Congregants
Liturgical Reading: The Inevitability of Death
Closing Apologies
The Story will find you again in two ... Show More
Nov 2024
Now That’s What I Call Story Vol 1 - Q&A and Preview
The bell is ringing, children! Come inside, children. Hear about our new album: Now That’s What I Call Story - Volume One, children. We talk with Liturgical Director Carl about his musical deeds, children. Plus, children, there is a long-awaited Q&A! Hear us drop the veil and pla ... Show More
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Jun 2024
Do tongue scrapers actually help with bad breath?
According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, our mouths host no fewer than 700 species of microbes, including “germs like bacteria, fungus and more”. Some are helpful in producing vitamins, or aiding in digestion, for example, but others can cause problems like ... Show More
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