Drip drip, get slippery. Splat splat, get WET. Water’s comin’, and it’s gonna SOAK ya, bub. Down to the BONE. Unless you don’t believe in the shivers, then in that case: there’s no water at ALL.
Invocation
Petitions for Real Good Congregants
Liturgical Reading: The Great Flood
Closing Statements
More STORY in two weeks. Until then: stay DRY, chut.
New shi ... Show More
Nov 2024
Now That’s What I Call Story Vol 1 - Q&A and Preview
The bell is ringing, children! Come inside, children. Hear about our new album: Now That’s What I Call Story - Volume One, children. We talk with Liturgical Director Carl about his musical deeds, children. Plus, children, there is a long-awaited Q&A! Hear us drop the veil and pla ... Show More
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Jun 2024
Do tongue scrapers actually help with bad breath?
According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, our mouths host no fewer than 700 species of microbes, including “germs like bacteria, fungus and more”. Some are helpful in producing vitamins, or aiding in digestion, for example, but others can cause problems like ... Show More
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