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It never is not interesting 'round here. HAPPY WEDNESDAY! 8 DAYS UNTIL THANKSGIVING. ARE YOU READY?? I feel like I am doing some of you a favor by telling you it's a week away (+ 1 extra day) so you can prepare. You need it. You're welcome. ANYWHO, Today we get into THE ODD THING ... Show More

Megan Trainor installed two toilets next to each other so she could take dumps with her husband. Is that romantic or the worst thing you've ever heard? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 

Hey ya patient betch! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd! In the meantime, here are our best bits: What did you skip work for? Whoopi Goldberg misses 'The View' to meet Pope Francis! What have you seen in your food? Shoppers are split on a 'disgusting' animal carcas ... Show More

WE GOT MORE LETTERS Y'ALL! Welcome to Pt. 2 of MAIL TIME B*TCHES! From girl on girl flirting to confidence in college, the Jokes On You Dolls are dishing out ADVICE (don't say we ruined your life tho!) Talley's mom said "NO NEW FRIENDS," Mel is writing with her FEET, and DON'T Y' ... Show More

<p>HAPPY PRIDE TO THE GWORLS, GAYS, AND EVERY BAWDY EVERY WHICH WAY!! This week, the girls are cutting UP down to that d*mm studio! From multiple wives to suing side b*tches, the girls get into it ALL. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Talley came out her wig to prove a point, Mel got a t*tty ... Show More

Andrew, Akaash, Kaz, and special guest Weezy discuss: men doing everything better than women, nip-slips on live, sleeping with an asshole, Kim being more of a genius than Kanye, the Warriors on a losing streak, Brady leaving next year, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to hear an ex ... Show More

YUM YUM IN THE TUM TUM! This week, the Jokes on You Girls are getting their Keith Lee on! That’s right, we talking about food, and rating it 1-10! From Bennigan’s Brownies to South City Kitchen Biscuits, the girls are CHOWING DOWN. Talley almost agreed to B*tt S*x, Mel is growing ... Show More

<p>Tom and the listeners rank the TWENTY-FIVE BEST AND WORST ROBOTS OF ALL TIME! Drummer of Ratt, BOBBY BLOTZER AND HIS LAWYER call in to discuss the "Pottyman Empire"! Plus, a special SOUND COLLAGE! Do not miss this one!</p><p><br></p><p>WATCH THE BEST SHOW LIVE EVERY TUESDAY NI ... Show More

<p>Tom is away on work but calls in long distance as the Best Show crew (Mike, Dudio, Pat and Kristen Bartlett) fill in from the studio! Twin Peaks actor and former David Lynch assistant, JAY AASENG calls in! Phones ring on the topic: STRANGE THINGS YOU'VE HEARD IN A BAR! Plus, a ... Show More

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