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Jan 2024
37m 33s

Debunking the Quicksand Myth!

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Hey ya patient betch! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd! In the meantime, here are our best bits:

  • What did you skip work for? Whoopi Goldberg misses 'The View' to meet Pope Francis!
  • What have you seen in your food? Shoppers are split on a 'disgusting' animal carcass being carried on a busy street!
  • What's on your schtooping bucket list? A couple was caught 'fully nude' in a 'crack to sack' roadside romp as they 'fulfil their dream'.
  • What did movies make you believe? Is quicksand really as dangerous as Hollywood makes you think?
  • Ankle socks in the bin! Emily Ratajowski won't date men that wear ankle socks!
  • Hack benatar continues! A woman found out she can remove makeup using a kitchen staple after forgetting face wash!
  • We take it back to our final Quick Draw of 2023: Ricki-Lee vs Joel!

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