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Aug 2018
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【笑话小剧场】童言童语尽童真:肚子里长西瓜【宝宝巴士故事】

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【奇妙小剧场】孩子的语言总是那么童真,不经意的一句话总能给身边人带来欢笑。小朋友,你也来听听吧,想一想你是不是也有说过这样的话呀!

肚子里长西瓜

奇奇:“西瓜好甜啊,真好吃!”

妙妙:对啊对啊,我一个人都能吃完一个大西瓜!啊——不好啦……

爸爸:什么不好啦——妙妙,发生什么事啦!你怎么咬了一口就不吃了?你不是最爱吃西瓜吗?

妙妙:我不吃了,不吃了。

爸爸:为什么呀?这西瓜坏了吗?

奇奇:没坏没坏,西瓜可甜了,妙妙可能是咬到舌头了。

妙妙:不是的,我,我刚刚把西瓜籽吞进去了。它会在我肚子里面发芽,长出大西瓜,大西瓜会把我的肚皮撑破的!我害怕~

爸爸:哈哈哈,别害怕,植物的生长需要合适的空气、水分、土壤和阳光,西瓜籽在你的肚子里是不会发芽的。它会在你拉臭臭的时候拉出来的。

妙妙:哦,是这样啊,嘻嘻……那我就不怕了。

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