Jaxon this, Jaxon that, bla bla bla. Ever get so tired of hearing your parents call your name that you feel like gluing their mouths shut while they sleep? Do you think that’s a little extreme? I’m sure you don’t because even if your parents aren’t annoying like mine, they ARE annoying and sometimes you just want them to shut up.
“Jaxon!” my mom screamed again. “You need to change your baby sister’s diaper if you want to eat dinner tonight! Unless you want me to contaminate the food! Is that what you want? Baby poop in your pasta? You lazy potato of a boy!”
I walked to the living room like I was on my way to my own funeral. I didn’t hate my baby sister. She was cute. But have you ever changed a diaper? If not, you’re lucky. If you have, you know. You just know. Ugh.
So I changed the little monster, gave her a toy and started walking back up to my room.
“Jaxon! Where are you going? Set the table! And put your sister in her high chair!”
“Ughhh mom! I have homework!”
“Liar. Hurry up and do what I asked!”
At that moment my dad walked in and started talking too... like somebody invited him into the conversation.
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