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Jun 2020
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#82 - Alice Bands, Matt Forde and John's...

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This week, John tries to fix a laptop with a golf tee, Elis showcases a completely pointless skill, and guest Matt Forde explains what it was like to walk outside for the first time in 12 weeks.


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