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Dec 2021
17m 39s

William asks: What if robots didn’t exis...

Eric O'Keeffe / Starglow Media
About this episode

Long ago, Randall Radbot got his heart broken when he asked Mamma Jamma out to a school dance. Instead of dealing with his disappointment, Randall imagines an alternate universe where robots don’t exist!

Lessons include: We don’t have to share all of our painful memories, but we still have to learn to live with them; having a crush on someone doesn’t mean they will have a crush on you.

We’ll learn about Randall’s lost memories, see more of Mr. Beard, and share more adventures in the Dracoverse in the next story!

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Randall Radbot Merch and more available at the Imaginarium. A huge thanks to Ana Stretcu for illustrating Randall, and to Karen O’Keeffe for her graphic design: whatifworld.threadless.com

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What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. A big thanks to Miss Lynn, helper in What If World and lover of doughnuts. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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