before my addictions swallow me whole

why does alcohol taste so bad. i dont get it

there's a vapid sandbox freedom in seeing your words dissipate on impact, at least for me

an escape room sounds really fun right about now

i watched the world succumb to spontaneity like a month ago and also all the time generally

cute date idea: i dilute your illegal substances with lecithin and go home

considering taking up poetry to accurately convey how badly i want to leave

superstar shmuperstar, restless hands do reckless things i'm told

huzzah, truly a wondrous day as my face is illuminated by a glowing enthusiasm

i found a boobawamba number of hammers in your warehouse bro

man, who even knows how the willow weeps

world's worst detective who stumbles into solutions half the time from sheer luck

the only shirt i'll wear is stubbornly the one i've plucked loose threads from since i was born

the unlock for my phone is 4. you arent going to remember if you ever get the chance

you are unfit to rule this kingdom, you bastard