world's worst detective who stumbles into solutions half the...

why does alcohol taste so bad. i dont get it

there's a vapid sandbox freedom in seeing your words dissipate on impact, at least for me

an escape room sounds really fun right about now

i watched the world succumb to spontaneity like a month ago and also all the time generally

cute date idea: i dilute your illegal substances with lecithin and go home

considering taking up poetry to accurately convey how badly i want to leave

superstar shmuperstar, restless hands do reckless things i'm told

huzzah, truly a wondrous day as my face is illuminated by a glowing enthusiasm

i found a boobawamba number of hammers in your warehouse bro

man, who even knows how the willow weeps