In His Cups

I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Air-Conditioner Was In

One Boy, Two Cups

This Shirt Says

Lord, If I Die, Please Remind My Wife To Mow The Lawn

If I Could Only Reverse That Cowgirl

You Said We Would Sixty-Nine, But It Was Only Thirty-Four And A Half

My Big Beefy Baseball Boy

I Was Just A Turd Out There

Fat Guy

Eating Taco Bell And Crying Again

It's My Butt And I'll Do What I Want With It

Me Fuck Pretty Girls One Day

I'm Gonna Half-Ass Love You All The God Damn Time

Reconnoiter The Rim

War Is Kinda Stupid

Please Don't Kill Anymore Children

Reach Out And Touch Faith Hill

John Mayer Doing Stand-Up Comedy

It Puts The Billy Ocean On Its Skin

Peeing With The Door Open Again

New Patience Welcome