John Mayer Doing Stand-Up Comedy

I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Air-Conditioner Was In

One Boy, Two Cups

This Shirt Says

Lord, If I Die, Please Remind My Wife To Mow The Lawn

If I Could Only Reverse That Cowgirl

You Said We Would Sixty-Nine, But It Was Only Thirty-Four And A Half

My Big Beefy Baseball Boy

I Was Just A Turd Out There

Fat Guy

Eating Taco Bell And Crying Again