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The Two Times We Invaded Canada

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Government Grocery Stores and Free Bussing! (WSPN)

Churchill, Non-Proliferation, and Iranian Nuclear Ambitions

Assassins Part III: An Anarchist Murders McKinley

Assassins Part I: Shooting Andrew Jackson

How Godzilla Beat the Housing Crisis

This Book Will Upset Your Textbook

Make Hollywood Great Again?

Why You Need a License for Everything

A.I. Will Be Even More Awesome Than You Thought

Is it Racist? Is it Sexist?

Faster, Cheaper, Better Government: Derek Thompson on “Abundance”

Trump, Napoleon III, and the Global Economic Order

Cory Doctorow on the Evils of Copyright Law

Near Death Experiences, with Sebastian Junger

Deporting Khalil

I Talk to a DEI Consultant about DEI

Your Kids and The Department of Education

Jeff Maurer: Revenge of the Low-Flow Toilets

Jonathan Rauch: Christianity Dropped the Ball on Democracy

Sex by the Numbers

TRADE WAR! (Probably)

Trump's Whack-A-Mole with Federal Employees

Death Row Pen Pals

How Billionaires Think About Philanthropy

We’ll Watch Your Dog While You’re in Rehab

A Theme Park for Kids with Disabilities (And Everyone)

The Alzheimer's Choir

The Pragmatist's Guide to Politics

The Library of Mistakes

Black People and White People Advice

Heaton and Monkey: Yuletide Crimesolvers (1987)

The Original War on Christmas

Crime or Punishment in “A Clockwork Orange” (ATA)

Life After Prison

Chimp Politics

What Sparked the Great Awokening

What Can the President Actually Do on Trade?

A Trump Voter and a Kamala Voter Walk Into a Bar…

Our Dumb Election: The Musical

Flee Not To Canada, My Countrymen (Live Show)

Pitch me on Trump: Austin Petersen

Pitch me on Kamala Harris: Jeremiah Johnson & Jeff Maurer

The Green Party, War, and Ecosocialism

Cornel West: The People’s Party

Chase Oliver: The Libertarian

How Tribalism Ruined Politics (NEW HEATON BOOK!)

Paternalism as Class Warfare

Kevin Williamson on Political Anxiety, The Future, Eating Cats