Jody, Brought to You by Coca Cola

Henry, Vancouver's Cowboy of the Heart

Alex, Public Defending from a Dragon's Back

Maggie, Like a Moth to a Spotlight

Chris and Katy, Keeping the Public Safe (When They're Not Partrying, Which Is Never)

Edna, Forcing Lori and Dave to Grow the Hell Up

Hillary, Sweater Champion

Zoë and Joseph, Cherishing Bert All the Time (And Maybe Each Other, A Little)

Luxor, Resplendently Dressed for Universal Ingress

Lal, We Love All the Stars but Mainly We Love the Sun Because It's the Funnest Star