Straight Edge for Life, or at Least Until I Turn 21

Zombie Thrash

White Kids Love Wu Tang

I Get It You're Irish

3 AM Burrito

It's Ok to Still Like the Deftones, They Aren't Even Nu Metal Anymore

Aeiou Not a Goddamn Thing

Hipster Holocaust

Ted Nugent May Be an Asshole, but He Sure Does Write Some Awesome Riffs!

Splash Zone

I Can't Go Dumpster Diving Tonight, Because My Mom Won't Let Me Borrow the Minivan.