How to Become a Virgin

The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

Kill Roger Hedgecock

Straight from the Horse's Mouth

Moth-Eaten Deer Head

Priest with the Sexually-Transmitted Diseases, Get out of My Bed

Cattle Mutilation

Perils of Believing in Round Squares

Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics with Delusions of Grandeur

Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees