Call Me Old-fashoined, But I Think Trains Are Kick-ass.

Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didnlt Program You to Make Out With Boys!

Let's Fall In Love Over AIM So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone.

It Sure Does Get Lonely Out Here In The Boondocks. Thank God For Cock.

Girl, Are You Pregnant? It's Not My Fault! You Seduced Me!

Did You Ever Notice That "Stat" Is "Tats" Backward? Dude, That's So Tribal.

Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey.

Pssst! Hey, The Lord Is Awesome. Pass It On.

My Other Car Is A Centaur

Killing The Wheelchair-Bound As They Exit Church With Missiles Fired From Helicopters Is My Milleu.