The Washington Post (Is a Terrible Newspaper)

Frère Jacques Intro

Public Domain Megamix #1: Take Me out to the Ballgame / Drunken Sailor / Shigin-Cho / B-I-N-G-O / London Bridge / Pop Goes the Weasel / Hava Nagila / Stars and Stripes Forever

A Kumbaya Moment

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Funeral Dubstep

Happy Birthday

Teddy Bears' Picnic

Public Domain Megamix #2: When Johnny Comes Marching Home / The Sailor's Hornpippe / Camptown Races / Hail to the Chief / Yankee Doodle / For He's a Jolly Good Fellow / Daisy Bell