May Your Hotel Be Blessed with Vacancies

Eat Tourists not Tofu

Your New Brewery has Rats

This One Sounds Like what Wicked Weed Tastes Like

Salt Cave?!?! Just Sit in my Basement with a Jar of Morton's

It Came from Lake Julian

I Sold You Crystals Blessed with Pee

Incense is Air Pollution

We Should use Your Beard to Strain Oil Spills out of the French Broad

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