British Pure But Dull: I Love the Spring

Coloratura aria: "Canto dolciamente pipo" (from "La Cantatrice Squelante")

Russian Folk Song: Da, Nyet, Da, Nyet

For Loud Singers with No Brains: Ah, Lover! (from "The Prince of Philadelphia")

For Singers with Tremendous Artistry But No Voice: Schlumph; Je n'ai Pas la plume de ma tante

Contemporary Music for Tone-Deaf Singers: My Heart Is Red

For the Untrained Singer: I Gave My Love a Cherry

For the Dramatic Soprano: Schreechenrauf