I Would Fuck Falcor

Fondue Is a Gateway Drug (Melted Cheese in My Bloodstream)

I Only Gamble With My Life

Last Night I Was Making Meth in My Blender

Taking the K.C.T. (Standardized Tests for Dating Kaycee Taylor)

Everybody Parties! (Thanks to Andrew W.K.)

The Gilmore Girls Are Never Gonna Get Married

Holy Shit, Have You Seen "Event Horizon"?

I Can't Hear Myself Drowning

Black Wife