The Butt-Plug Door Stopper Worked Nicely as Promised (Boom B...

Dildo Fully Functional Penalty by Skeptic Terminology Method

Drooling on Carrots Made the Company Hire Me Immediately

Dropping My Tampons on the Wet Floor with an Elephant

Dropping the Dice into a Big Busty Cleavage While Playing Games by Mistake

Drugging Psychedelic Spoiled Beggars with Licking Puppies

Drugging You with Candy While Taking Drugs for My Drug Addiction Snowing

Dusting Your Unused Vagina Is Not Fun, Unless You´re Drunk as Hell

Dynamite and Barfing Scared the Hammered Tourists Away from My Sulphur Warehouse

Eavesdropping on the Farting Kangaroo Song (Not Kids Music Nope)

Endorsed by Alcohol and a Swarm of Evil Hookers Is a Musicians Wet Dream