It’s Easy-Eeeee to Be Full of Shit and Look Good in Black

Fucking Ants Man! Where They Coming from? (Let’s Hang the Carroll Footnoteitsists)

Ko-Ink-E-Dink? I Think Not!

…and Then She Look’d Down and Saw Miniature Houses and Miniature People and Inside the Miniature People Were Miniature Hearts Pumping Blood Through Miniature Veins (Her Mouth Was Watery and Wet)

Tomhanks’s’es(Em)Antics’es’s

I Dreamedpt I Had a Little Death but I Camed for the Big Sleep

She Looked up from Examining the Freckles on Her Arm and Shouted, “Jesus! I’m Fucking God-Damn Tired of All This Make-up Sex!” and He Just Stared off.