No Flies, No Maggots, Just Dry, Cracking Flesh

Dried Out Like a Cheap Cut of Meat Left in the Sun

Leather-Bound Carcass (First Edition)

Moisture Deprivation Induced a State of Perfect Rot Prevention

The Earth Cannot Consume What It Cannot Break Down (Casket Not Required)

Lifeless, Odorless, and a Bit Brittle All Things Considered

A Slap to the Corpse Resounds Like Beating a Drum

The Mystery of the Missing Soft Tissue

Dehydration and Decomposition at War (Only One Can Win)

Still Identifiable, Just a Little Crispier Is All