No One Ever Says No to Darren, Expect for Ryan When He's Dan...

Its Maw Opens Wide Enough to Tickle All Three Tongues. How Cute!

17 Spiders Come Waltzing out of Their Holes with Little Hats On

Andy, May You Please Confront the Void and Burst into Tears of Laughter? Please???

Hat Man Blues, For Those Without a Hat...or Head...unlike Some Well Known Spiders

The Legless Centipede Crawls Across the Cold Ground Like a Worm with 100 Legs Running from a Hatted Spider

No One Can See You When You're Absent, Unless You Are Present Without Knowing It.

Ryan! Stop Dancing and Get out of That Spiderhole, Silly!

Die or Buy or Die or Buy or Die (Fuck! I Shouldn't Have Tickled Those Three Tongues...)