Avril Lavigne Time Traveled to the Past to Save Our Future a...

Hi there. We Aren't Calling About Your Car's Extended Warranty But Since We already Have You on the Phone Let's Talk About Your Cars Extended Warranty

If You Repeatedly Fart in Your Car with the Windows Up You Can Call It "Fartboxing"

The Worst, Longest, Life Changing Acid Trip of My Life Part 1: These Doses Are Totally Fake. I'm Going to Eat the Rest of the Strip

Once You Get Over Your Fear of Dying the Only Thing Left to Fear is the Burden of Your Loved Ones Paying for Your Funeral in This Economy

I Found Out I Was Lactose Intolerant at My 4th Birthday Party While Eating My Ice Cream Cake

And To This Day I STILL Can Not See Burnt Bacon Without Thinking About That Flaming Cop Car

Bringing Up the Fun Fact That the Actor That Played the Hospital Technician in the Exorcist Murdered Someone in Real Life Will Not Help You Make Friends

Some Say the Last Time They Were Seen was Heading into a Wal-Mart Bathroom to do K off Each Others Genitals.

There Are Many Jokes That Can Be Made But None of Them are as Funny as Your Attempt to be a Functioning Human Being

Your Friends Don't Secretly Hate You But They Do Think Your Taste in Music is Atrocious