extremely loud fart sound effect followed by Sholto reading ...

Rat poison, no ice, extra almond milk and one of those funny little umbrellas that go in tropical drinks please

I Found A Body At Pen Island

if anyone wants to start a shrimp farming rig with me just hmu

Bacon Pancakes

t c r o d a p o a s c o m i. t c-b o m i i o c s c w i d. c m i a i c-b p h e b f c. f, i r c’ d t a i (w c c y w o s) [y a s b o y b c]

If I Could Still See Your Footsteps I Would Follow Them

i g w s t a m i a n i, b t s n a t c. i i i t, f i, t d i c b l s l, w s n t b e i w p i h l l o s. t r a s a p e a t t o r m i i a u o i t l w t c c r.

pigeon mosh pit/Awesome Jumping Jellys

I am who I am Simon, I can't give you more than that