if it worked out for Michael Scott, it'll probably work for ...

staring at the broken cornicing on your ceiling.

escape from Rupture Farms.

February.

sorry i puked on you in that rented car.

how do you do it?

looks like you've also got a type.

thanks Ophelia.

just because she likes the same bizzarro crap you do, that doesn't make her your soulmate Tom.

your skin is your largest organ.