All I Want for Christmas (Is a Great Big Dong)

The Captain's Message (feat. Captain Sensible)

You Can't Have a Shag with a Snowman (feat. The Vulgar Band)

An Xxxmas Carol

Give Us a Wank for Christmas

Christmas Makes Me Spew

Rudolph's Rude Rhyme (Going from Bad to Verse)

Rudolph Did a Whoopsie on My Rooftop

You Can't Have a Snog with a Snowman (feat. The Vulgar Band)