They're Scary

Fuck a Fat Jazz Singer in a Porta Potty

Fucking Cow Truck Nazi Driver

Tom Cruise Is an Incel Dwarf

You Chose Books, We Chose Looks

Mortician Is a Very Gruesome Band

Tim Morse Doesn't like the Meatshits Cuz They Don't Hit Women

Where's the Whorehouse? Where's the Pool?

We're Not a Merch Band, We're a Coke and Pussy Band

We'd like to Be a Coke and Pussy Band but We're Really More of a Jerk off in a Walmart Bathroom Band