I Tell My Husband The News

"I've been having some weird dreams!"

"I have no idea what this story is about!"

"I learned about you!"

"I like to just not think about it!"

"It is happening!"

"Ride a donkey!"

"There's a toy warehouse?!"

"You don't have to do everything Facebook!"

"They plot!"

"I hope you're not listening to this on Wednesday!"

"One hairy piece of bacon!"

"I don't like this at all!"

"Bodies are Weird!"

"I trusted you computers!"

"I'm trying to lose weight!"

"I'm tired of these experts!"

"I don't wanna do it!"

"World Record Holder!"

"It looks exactly the same!"

"I don't feel that nostalgic!"

"Don't put batteries in your eye!"

"I don't care about the Royals!"

"My phone is fine!"

"Happy New Year Everyone!"

"A new kind of apple?"

"Boom! It's Art!"

"That makes no sense!"

"It just ruins everybody's house!"

"Way more nerdy!"

"Arizona has too much daylight!"

"Our 200th Episode!"

"My toilet is smarter than me!"

"I gotta go clear some of my browser history!"

"Show off!"

"What happens if they are everywhere?"

"Little tiny window!"

"The dogs of the sea!"

"Facebook is in the mix!"

"Well then this tool is for you!"

"It's not mine!"

"Can Google remind you of that?"

"Something with peanut butter and chocolate please!"

"I love touching stuff!"

"If everybody just did what they are supposed to do!"

"I had space fever!"

"You can't just be busting onto government locations!"

"Move!"

"More notice!"

"Pepe Le Pew syndrome!"

"For all your cornea printing needs!"