Luke Bryan comes through like a rockstar and chats about American Idol, his place in country music history, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, how little streaming pays, and even critiques John's singing. Afterwards, we hear about John's trip to Chicago to chain himself to a statue, if it's ok to text exclamation points, and being raised in a gym. Voicemails include: port-a-potty or alcohol, moving back in with parents, Bog Saget at my funeral, and whose text history would you want to see