The Golden Barbie, Jasmine Sanders is here to talk about breaking barriers as a German-American woman of color, landing the cover of Sports Illustrated Swim, her pasta and tequila photoshoot prep and all of the secrets on how to wear that thong bikini we all fear… plus her new romantic tattoo.
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LG Quickie: Is Meredith Marks Okay?
The girls ask the only question that truly matters: WHAT is going on with Meredith Marks?! We break down her latest era, the energy shift, the mystery, the menace, and why everyone is suddenly equal parts confused, obsessed, and slightly afraid. Then it’s a full trend forecast fo ... Show More
22m 56s
Jan 13
Keltie's Cancelled, The Mom Group Drama, & Hockey Smut!
Becca casually admits to lying to Ford, and scaring him for good. Jac unveils her latest favorite dictionary word and immediately works it into conversation like she’s auditioning for Word of the Day Influencer. Keltie finds herself fully cancelled by an entire country, and hones ... Show More
44m 9s
Jan 8
LG Quickie: Mom Talk with Becca!
Becca sits down with the founders of Elevate Baby for a candid, eye-opening conversation about modern family building. From egg and sperm donors to surrogacy, nothing is off-limits as they break down the realities, myths, emotions, and logistics behind growing a family in nontrad ... Show More
36m 27s
Dec 2019
"Starfish Dick" ft. Nina Tarr
Nina Tarr (@PizzaParty69) joins the ladies to dish on the illuminati, what it’s like to be in a pyramid scheme, and her favorite hacks for not getting sick. The ladies also discuss IV drips for hangovers, wanting to fuck Crispin Glover, and the joys of going bra-less.
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1h 17m
Aug 2020
"Skate Gang" ft. Sasheer Zamata
Sasheer Zamata (@TheSheerTruth) joins the ladies this week to talk about accidentally switching credit cards with Jason Ritter, being in the same room with Beyoncé, and her new movie Spree. The ladies also talk about Babs’ new reply guy, the best murder shows, and stealing free f ... Show More
55m 3s
May 2023
What Would You Do? with Jordana Abraham & Jared Fried
<p>On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather sits down with Jordana and Jared, hosts of the "U Up?" podcast, to talk about why couples pranks might be the worst side of TikTok, teach Jared maybe too much about feminine hygiene, and break down everything from re ... Show More
55m 38s
Oct 2018
"The Big Dick Place" ft. Riley Silverman
Riley Silverman (@RileySilverman) comes by to chat about Doctor Who, Cate Blanchett, and age gap love. The ladies try to make rules for an upcoming pie eating contest (shout out with suggestions!), Alexa horror stories, and injecting fat from your stomach in your butt. They answe ... Show More
1 h
Sep 2020
"Live from Tess' Backyard!" ft. French Stewart
Welcome to our 400th episode!! To celebrate, the ladies are podcasting outside in the smoky air with the one, the only, French Stewart! Enjoy this extra-long episode jam packed with tales of French’s RV road trip mishaps, getting banned from places, officiating COVID weddings, an ... Show More
1h 40m
Feb 2024
Don't Date a Little Wiener Boy
<p>Join me and dating coach Jake Maddock as we discuss what you need to achieve a 10/10 relationship, whether attraction can grow or not, the rules for online dating, what to ask yourself after a first date, how to get high-value dates, masculine and feminine energy, why dating a ... Show More
45m 49s