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597: ADwD Bran II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bran chapters are magic. Literally. We love the lore, but damn is it getting dark in that cave. Literally and figuratively. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Bran II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 597

26m 55s

Aug 19

596: ADwD Reek I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Reek may be hella smelly, but Theon is still shockingly strong. And, true to form, we feel bad for the mice? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Reek I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 596

20m 5s

Aug 12

595: ADwD Daenerys II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany just needs to go offline for awhile and stop reading the news. George may have written her chapters as an allegory of our endless mideast wars, but are they really more an allegory for why we don't have Winds yet? A Song of Ice and Fire. ... Show More

33m 13s

Apr 2019

8x01: 600 Days of Winter

Winterfell, Season 8, Episode 1 of Game of Thrones. Ivan & Red discuss the stage being set for the final showdown between the dead and the living. From Jon missing the point, to Sansa being taken seriously, to Arya making a dagger gun, it’s a giant of an episode, so cuddle up nex ... Show More

1h 16m

Apr 2015

Game of Thrones: "High Sparrow" - Dragons on the Wall

In the new (and newly titled!) Dragons on the Wall, we discuss all of the big events this week, including Cersei's power struggle and Arya's training. We aldo chat about Jon Snow's choice vs. Dany's the week before, plus what we think about a notable change for Sansa from the boo ... Show More

40m 26s

Sep 2012

Clash 13: Empire Strikes Back it is Not

Catelyn IV, Jon IV, Bran V, and Tyrion VIII. Ivan and Red cover the barrage of Tyrion, the importance of candles, excessively specific gods, Jon following Lassie to the well, Jojen's worthlessly ambiguous dreams, and Lannister compliments being the sinister sound of your inevitab ... Show More

1h 6m

Jan 2012

Book 16: The Flaming (Sword) Episode

Ivan & Red march toward Neds end, covering pages 618-664. We discuss the Steve Jobs of Westeros, Horror & Slobber, Thoros of Myr, Carl Vance, mispronouncing "sigil", the Kingsguard becoming ornamental, faces exploding into moths and more. We also mention the Tales of Dunk and Egg ... Show More

1h 25m

Jun 2019

Game of Thrones: The Last Watch

Game of Thrones: The Last Watch, an HBO documentary Directed by Jeanie Finlay about the production of the final season of Game of Thrones turned out to be the emotional conclusion we all deserved. Ivan & Red discuss it. Support Ivan & Red!->patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us o ... Show More

1 h

Jun 2015

Game of Thrones: "Hardhome" - Dragons on the Wall

We talk about an absolutely huge episode of Game of Thrones and all it set up, as Jon faced the undead and a long-awaited chat took place.

30m 49s

355: AGoT Jon VII