Jul 29

461: Fun Facts to Combat the Horrors (w/ MB Ramirez!)

Were there islands around during Pangea? Are there fossils under the ice in Antarctica? What is your favorite fun fact? What will happen to our satellites after humans are gone? What is the most recent species to have evolved? What ecosystems is Earth lacking now that it used to ... Show More

59m 48s

Jul 15

460: Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board

Hank has been tweeting a lot recently; is he okay? How does the game “light as a feather, stiff as a board” work? Are bald heads warmer or cooler than hairy heads? What is the lethal dose of pickles? Will John write me into his acknowledgements? How do probiotics work? Why did Jo ... Show More

49 m

Jul 1

459: Electric Meat (w/ Kal McRaven!)

Has poop always been funny? Why does my cake mix have high altitude instructions? What breakfast foods won’t you get sick of? What percent of my car should be computer? …Hank and Kal have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.comJoin us for mo ... Show More

55m 55s

Dec 2024

5: DATING A BISEXUAL MAN! MANIFESTATION AND SHARING LOCATIONS!

It's the holiday season and what on earth is a girl to do? How do you navigate spending time with your partner's family and your own? What do you get a man for Christmas? And why won't he share his location with me? Is he hiding something? All that and more on this episode of Not ... Show More

1h 4m

Dec 2023

Christmas Clothes, Lurkers & The In And Out List

It's time to get a hold on what's set to be in and what's definitely OUT for 2024. Because this stuff matters. Plus, the average Christmas Day, family fights and when pigtails are and aren't appropriate. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Pl ... Show More

39m 22s

Nov 2023

I’m Talking To The Sweetest Guy…And So Are 3 Of My Friends

This week’s episode is a little spooky and a lot entertaining: What do you do if you can’t stfu in social settings? What’s the best way to deal with guilty feelings over moving far from home? What should you do about the ’sweetest little thing’ you’re talking to…who’s also talkin ... Show More

58m 58s

Nov 2023

My Two Night Stand Ghosted Me

Jake’s Twitter is hacked, Talia’s libido is gone, the holiday season is here! Celebrate with us and this week’s callers. We’re covering: How do you handle resentment towards your parents as you find yourself in your early 20s? How do you treat your two night stand who ghosted you ... Show More

56m 47s

Mar 2022

Dear Hank and John and Roman

<p>So why don't we have mouth Roombas? Is the universe full of chickens? What scientific advances are happening? What was the first internet purchase? How do I convince my parents to let me check a bag? What is Twitter? What's the difference between a telescope and a camera? Are ... Show More

58m 49s

Aug 2024

MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"

This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, stolen goods and what to do to get over someone. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/l ... Show More

22m 10s

Feb 2024

Can I Tell My GF I Don’t Like Her Parents?

We’ve got a hearty episode on our hands — we’re covering everything from TikTok ethics to our should-you-tell-her-he’s-cheating checklist (at last!). Plus, your calls: Can you tell your girlfriend her family is controlling? Should you tell your boyfriend’s roommate’s girlfriend t ... Show More

55m 56s

Jun 2021

Q&A: What’s Creepy?

PANTS with Kate Moennig and Leisha HaileyProduced by Melisa D. Monts and Diamond MPrint Productions This week Kate and Leisha are answering questions about how to flirt without being creepy, imposter syndrome, and Leisha finally has some answers about her hutch! Follow us on Twit ... Show More

43m 30s

Jun 2023

MTGM EXTRA! "She pounced..."

How good is your gaydar? Would you join a Friday night prayer group if it was happening in your living room? These are the questions asked of Vogue & Joanne this week, plus, tweakments, accents and yet more from the Wagatha Christie saga. If you’d like to get in touch, you can se ... Show More

22m 45s

116: Do Not Enter the Craft Fort! (w/ Ca...