Ep. 23. Petals to the Metal - Chapter Si...

Someone in the small fishing village of Asta is planning . . . a dark ritual! Harumph! Not to worry, three minor gods are on the case: Spira, the god of bellows; Tintabula, the god of bells; and Minutiae, the god of marine chronometers. They definitely have skills that will come ... Show More

Three unassuming gods pop into a small New England town, pretending to be mortals, to investigate potential magical interference. Should be easy, right? Only the town is not quite what it seems and its strange inhabitants harbor secrets . . .Join us for The Adventure Zone: Provid ... Show More

Lions and tigers and bears, oh shit! Glinda the Good Witch has gone missing and her bubble dispatched to find the three heroes of the realm. Unfortunately for the denizens of the Emerald City, it found Lady Godwin, Winnie-the-Pooh, and one Crawford Muttner, and it’s up to them to ... Show More

<p>Can the almost-heroes (aka the "band of boobs") save the Green Teens before they're ritualistically sacrificed? ...Maybe! The party splits up to sneak into the keep and finds a creepy scene. Beverly lets Moonshine call the shots after a series of bad decisions and Hardwon fina ... Show More

<p>Our almost-heroes continue their search for the missing Green Teens in the bog! Beverly makes use of his ropes AND mating call badge, Hardwon gets bark rash, and Moonshine debuts the fungal kiss of death. Listen to the end for shoutouts for our new reviewers!</p><p>See Privacy ... Show More

<p>The almost-heroes set up camp with the freshly-rescued and adorably annoying Green Teens, then head back into the keep to search for the dragon's egg. Hardwon faces off against a beefcake rival, Beverly expands his tooth collection, and Moonshine summons a spectral PawPaw.</p> ... Show More

<p>The dads help Nick retrieve a legendary weapon with their most cunning plan yet! Glenn reconnects with his son, Ron spends some quality time with Lizardboy Scales McStuffins, while Daryl and Henry commune with nature.</p><br><p>This episode contains profanity, violence, drug/a ... Show More

<p>The dads face off against the Cult of the Doodler. They meet Chekov's snake, Henry takes advantage of his newfound skills, Ron makes new friends, Daryl rallies a crowd, and Glenn invents a new D&amp;D weapon mechanic to devastating effect.</p><br><p>This episode contains profa ... Show More

The Band of Boobs attempt to save Joris the dwarphan before he's "inducted" into Akarot's order. Beverly calls on the holy power of stand-up comedy, Moonshine makes friends with a pouchy hell-beast, and Hardwon is brutally stabbed in the ass. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to ... Show More

Tuff tries to fend off a troubling opponent.Support the show Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MortalsAndPortals Discord: https://discord.com/invite/tG5WJCWxjD Shop: https://mortalsandportalsshop.bigcartel.com/ Wiki: https://mortalsandportals.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page YouTube: h ... Show More

<p>The team splits like a buncha bowling pins. Trudy meets some like-minded individuals, Francis and Kelsey adopt unorthodox survival tactics, and Tony blunders into a favor.</p><br><p><em>This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.</em></p><br><p>Support the s ... Show More

Can our heroes finally defeat a near-legendary villain, and accomplish what no other reporter, civil servant, law officer or angry mob has managed to do yet?