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Mar 2017
1h 14m

Made Out With My Teacher

Chris Gethard
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A chance encounter at a coffee shop unearthed difficult experiences from this caller's high school years. The troublesome nature of the call brings out Chris's anger and rarely-seen "North-Jersey-guy-ready-to-break-bones" side.This episode is brought to you by Mailchimp (www.mailchimp.com), Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: CG), Seeso (www.seeso.com code: BEAUTIFUL), and Talkspace (www.talkspace.com/beautiful).

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