The Early Years: The Chris Allergic to G...

Story Pirates presents new story “Jill’s Birthday” by Louis Lampe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Story Pirates presents new story “Polar Bears” by Cally Thomas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Story Pirates presents new story “Train Monopoly Day” by Dani Jaye Toth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

The kids are back to school! Chris and Rosie have concerns over the parenting after they've been schooled by their 8 eight year old! Rosie brings some yodelling to the podcast and starts thinking of what to start studying. The pair chat surveys, Chris' sore throat and an awkward ... Show More

This week on the podcast Rosie has injured her back and Chris is convinced he’s being gas lit by the kids. Chris shares the joy of a recent trip to McDonalds and the pair discuss 90’s parenting. QFTP's include Cabbage Patch Kids, a hairy ick and a Class A one night stand. Email t ... Show More

The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury. Get set up quick and connect to their fa ... Show More

On this week's podcast Chris ad Rosie get nostalgic for their younger days. Robin has his own beef with Chris and Halloween costumes take quite the battering. Gilets are revisited again in the beefs and pumps get mentioned more than a couple of times. QFTP's involve a toilet roll ... Show More

Chris goes back to COLLEGE!   He shares all the hilarious stories from dad’s weekend at TCU.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

The boys continue their Winning Streak with Charlie Rocket! Strapped with gifts and a goliath “quantum book,” we discuss delusional optimism, what he would say to 6ix9ine, how he plans on changing Starbucks FOREVER, gets his first tattoo LIVE, and delivers some much needed motiva ... Show More

In this kid goth Victorian house, objects talk...but only to the people who can listen! Find out what happens to Clod Iremonger and Lucy Pennant in this creepy-yet-kid-friendly novel about a bunch of people who live near (and develop a symbiotic relationship with) trash.Our theme ... Show More

It's back to school season again! We hope all our listeners are having a fun first week of school, or getting excited for it next week. Today we're sharing a heart warming original story about a girl named Chloe on her first day at a new school. Draw us a picture of what you thin ... Show More

We had some technical difficulties with our episode for today, so we're re-releasing this one from 2016! It was originally a two-parter, but we've put it together this time, so it's a longer episode.  If you're looking for more activities to do at home with your kids, we'd love ... Show More