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Dec 2019
55m 52s

Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes)

Headgum & Nicole Byer
About this episode

Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault.

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