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Nov 2019
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What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Gu...

Headgum & Nicole Byer
About this episode

Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students.

Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone.

You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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