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Aug 2019
34m 37s

284: Re-Reread AFfC Jaime I

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Vigil that outstinks all Vigil’s. Pycelle is Tywin’s biggest stan. Jaime decides getting nasty next to the dead body of a family member might not be proper, finally. Jaime and Tommen bond over going away inside. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime I Close The Door And Come Here - 284 
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