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May 2019
2h 9m

268: Game of Thrones 8x04

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the return of Larry as the joy of Jaime and Brienne's consummation turns into ashes in our mouths by the end of the episode. We feel as bad as Ghost looks. We have some ideas for "I've never" questions, and hope that Jaime can math gestation enough to not have to wonder who's the daddy. In the midst of all of our rage, we would, however, like to point out one thing: Varys is not a merman. Confirmed. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x04. "The Last of the Starks".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 268

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