Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guys, the crypts are totally safe. Cruise ships to Essos would be a pretty lucrative business venture right now. Ghost gets Photoshopped into the show and Arya gets hers, to mixed reviews. Give Alfie Allen all the awards now please. We are drunk on sunlight as we witness the wedding, I mean knighting of Brienne of Tarth. ... Show More
Feb 24
623: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x06
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Surprise, we’re all charmed by Lyonel's “come home with me” pillow talk, but we’re split on his anti-Targ agenda. Do Maekar and Dunk have a trauma bond? Bring on the additions if they’re like this Egg contemplating murdering Aerion scene—we’r ... Show More
1h 8m
Feb 17
622: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x05
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Egg has to watch this age-inappropriate trial, but Guile would never have watched The Hunger Games. Humfrey Beesbury got a honey mustache instead of an introduction, but what a mustache it is. We all love Ser Duncan the Tall’s pre-teen backst ... Show More
1h 21m
Feb 9
621: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x04
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Maekar is giving off major Gen X wine dad energy, and we’re here for it, but Baelor is the brother who has our hearts. If we ever stop complaining about the lighting, please call 911. We are split on the Game of Thrones theme’s heroic appeara ... Show More
1h 11m
Apr 2015
Game of Thrones: "High Sparrow" - Dragons on the Wall
In the new (and newly titled!) Dragons on the Wall, we discuss all of the big events this week, including Cersei's power struggle and Arya's training. We aldo chat about Jon Snow's choice vs. Dany's the week before, plus what we think about a notable change for Sansa from the boo ... Show More
40m 26s
Apr 2019
S8E3 The Battle of Winterfell
KFC, Clem, Riggs, and Ellie review the single biggest battle scene in the history of television. Arya coming in at the very last minute to save the day. Will we find out what the Night King's motive is in future episodes? Theon's character arc finally comes to a close. What happe ... Show More
53m 32s
Apr 2019
8x02: The One True Short King
A Knight of Seven Kingdoms, Season 8, Episode 2 of Game of Thrones. Ivan & Red were not ready for this beautiful, hour long piece of the finest fan service. Officially the 69th episode, it was the nicest episode yet. Support Ivan & Red!->patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on t ... Show More
1h 25m
Jan 2012
Book 18: Yep, Your Dad Will Be Back Any Minute
Ivan and Red cover Daenerys, Arya, and Bran (702-740). They talk about Jorah's poor fashion sense, Arya going Oliver Twist, Bran noting people don't fight very well, Bran suggesting a two man Power Ranger-like assemblage of himself and Hodor, and The Kings of Winter. Next week we ... Show More
1h 12m
Jan 2012
Book 16: The Flaming (Sword) Episode
Ivan & Red march toward Neds end, covering pages 618-664. We discuss the Steve Jobs of Westeros, Horror & Slobber, Thoros of Myr, Carl Vance, mispronouncing "sigil", the Kingsguard becoming ornamental, faces exploding into moths and more. We also mention the Tales of Dunk and Egg ... Show More
1h 25m
May 2014
The Tenacity of Her Vengeance: Women in Game of Thrones
<p>Since this season’s “Breaker of Chains”, Game of Thrones’ handling of women and sex has been under intense scrutiny, and with a break in the show over Memorial Day, we dedicate an entire episode to bringing on two of our favorite guests and comedians to discuss exactly these t ... Show More
1h 42m
<p class="p1"><em>Winterfell,</em> Season 8, Episode 1 of Game of Thrones. <a href="https://twitter.com/ivan_hernandez">Ivan</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/red_scott">Red</a> discuss the stage being set for the final showdown between the dead and the living. From Jon missing ... Show More
