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Sep 2014
1h 22m

23: AFfC Jaime II & Brienne IV

Close The Door And Come Here
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A Feast for Crows, Jaime II & Brienne IV. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Wine Throwing. Magic Swords. Nimble Dick.  A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 23 
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