Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Second Sons play a rousing game of one girl, 3 coins, while Dany falls for Old Daario's smooth moves. Stannis and Davos contemplate a naked Gendry and Mel, while we contemplate which usurper is the penis leech. Shae is relieved to find Tyrion and Sansa's bed-sheets pristine, but did she check the rug? Meanwhile, Sam ... Show More
Jul 8
590: ADwD The Merchant's Man
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Quentyn’s having a rough journey through Dance, and so are we tbqh. Dany's living in the worst episode of The Bachelor and she doesn't even know it. Never trust anyone who sets up a recruiting table. We struggle with the decades old question ... Show More
23m 24s
Oct 2011
Book 4: Catelyn Gives a Shit
Ivan & Red cover pages 93-127, AKA Jon, Daenerys, Ned, and Tyrion. Shout out to Lydia spoiling a major character death for us. Catelyn shits in inappropriate places, Jon & Tyrion head off to the wall. Eddard Bros out with the Robert. Send us comments, questions, or feedback at @b ... Show More
1h 1m
Oct 2012
Clash 18: Ted Talks and 3-Eyed Babies
Tyrion XI, Theon IV, and Jon VI. Ivan and Red cover an awesome knit cap sent to us by Kimberly Brown, Shagga tousling Tyrion's hair, too many Aegons, Cersei's poor staffing ability, the Greyjoy's acting like 8-year olds playing soccer, 3-eyed babies, Lamborghinis and Hyundai Acce ... Show More
1h 20m
Jan 2012
Book 18: Yep, Your Dad Will Be Back Any Minute
Ivan and Red cover Daenerys, Arya, and Bran (702-740). They talk about Jorah's poor fashion sense, Arya going Oliver Twist, Bran noting people don't fight very well, Bran suggesting a two man Power Ranger-like assemblage of himself and Hodor, and The Kings of Winter. Next week we ... Show More
1h 12m
Apr 2015
Game of Thrones: "High Sparrow" - Dragons on the Wall
In the new (and newly titled!) Dragons on the Wall, we discuss all of the big events this week, including Cersei's power struggle and Arya's training. We aldo chat about Jon Snow's choice vs. Dany's the week before, plus what we think about a notable change for Sansa from the boo ... Show More
40m 26s
Jan 2012
Book 15: The Sentient Wheelchair and The Dreadfort
Kelly's back with Ivan and Red to cover 568-617 (Bran, Daenerys, Catelyn, and Tyrion). We cover some Karstarks, wine tasting in Dothrak, russian arms dealer Robb, Bran's bowls turning to water, and Tywin chatting up some hill people. Listen until the end to find out about Kelly's ... Show More
1h 56m
Sep 2012
Clash 13: Empire Strikes Back it is Not
Catelyn IV, Jon IV, Bran V, and Tyrion VIII. Ivan and Red cover the barrage of Tyrion, the importance of candles, excessively specific gods, Jon following Lassie to the well, Jojen's worthlessly ambiguous dreams, and Lannister compliments being the sinister sound of your inevitab ... Show More
1h 6m
Apr 2019
8x01: 600 Days of Winter
Winterfell, Season 8, Episode 1 of Game of Thrones. Ivan & Red discuss the stage being set for the final showdown between the dead and the living. From Jon missing the point, to Sansa being taken seriously, to Arya making a dagger gun, it’s a giant of an episode, so cuddle up nex ... Show More
1h 16m
Aug 2013
ASoS 8: There's Something About Ygritte
Jon II and Sansa II. Ivan and Red cover bear giants, Westerosi romantic comedies, Tormund's tall tales, Westerosi birth control, The Last of the Giants, more! Our new icon is by Bannerman Nicole, check out her work at inappropriatelyadorable.tumblr.com.
1h 32m