Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Second Sons play a rousing game of one girl, 3 coins, while Dany falls for Old Daario's smooth moves. Stannis and Davos contemplate a naked Gendry and Mel, while we contemplate which usurper is the penis leech. Shae is relieved to find Tyrion and Sansa's bed-sheets pristine, but did she check the rug? Meanwhile, Sam ... Show More
Feb 24
623: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x06
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Surprise, we’re all charmed by Lyonel's “come home with me” pillow talk, but we’re split on his anti-Targ agenda. Do Maekar and Dunk have a trauma bond? Bring on the additions if they’re like this Egg contemplating murdering Aerion scene—we’r ... Show More
1h 8m
Feb 17
622: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x05
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Egg has to watch this age-inappropriate trial, but Guile would never have watched The Hunger Games. Humfrey Beesbury got a honey mustache instead of an introduction, but what a mustache it is. We all love Ser Duncan the Tall’s pre-teen backst ... Show More
1h 21m
Feb 9
621: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x04
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Maekar is giving off major Gen X wine dad energy, and we’re here for it, but Baelor is the brother who has our hearts. If we ever stop complaining about the lighting, please call 911. We are split on the Game of Thrones theme’s heroic appeara ... Show More
1h 11m
Oct 2011
Book 4: Catelyn Gives a Shit
Ivan & Red cover pages 93-127, AKA Jon, Daenerys, Ned, and Tyrion. Shout out to Lydia spoiling a major character death for us. Catelyn shits in inappropriate places, Jon & Tyrion head off to the wall. Eddard Bros out with the Robert. Send us comments, questions, or feedback at @b ... Show More
1h 1m
Oct 2012
Clash 18: Ted Talks and 3-Eyed Babies
Tyrion XI, Theon IV, and Jon VI. Ivan and Red cover an awesome knit cap sent to us by Kimberly Brown, Shagga tousling Tyrion's hair, too many Aegons, Cersei's poor staffing ability, the Greyjoy's acting like 8-year olds playing soccer, 3-eyed babies, Lamborghinis and Hyundai Acce ... Show More
1h 20m
Jan 2012
Book 18: Yep, Your Dad Will Be Back Any Minute
Ivan and Red cover Daenerys, Arya, and Bran (702-740). They talk about Jorah's poor fashion sense, Arya going Oliver Twist, Bran noting people don't fight very well, Bran suggesting a two man Power Ranger-like assemblage of himself and Hodor, and The Kings of Winter. Next week we ... Show More
1h 12m
Apr 2015
Game of Thrones: "High Sparrow" - Dragons on the Wall
In the new (and newly titled!) Dragons on the Wall, we discuss all of the big events this week, including Cersei's power struggle and Arya's training. We aldo chat about Jon Snow's choice vs. Dany's the week before, plus what we think about a notable change for Sansa from the boo ... Show More
40m 26s
Jan 2012
Book 15: The Sentient Wheelchair and The Dreadfort
Kelly's back with Ivan and Red to cover 568-617 (Bran, Daenerys, Catelyn, and Tyrion). We cover some Karstarks, wine tasting in Dothrak, russian arms dealer Robb, Bran's bowls turning to water, and Tywin chatting up some hill people. Listen until the end to find out about Kelly's ... Show More
1h 56m
Sep 2012
Clash 13: Empire Strikes Back it is Not
Catelyn IV, Jon IV, Bran V, and Tyrion VIII. Ivan and Red cover the barrage of Tyrion, the importance of candles, excessively specific gods, Jon following Lassie to the well, Jojen's worthlessly ambiguous dreams, and Lannister compliments being the sinister sound of your inevitab ... Show More
1h 6m
Aug 2013
ASoS 8: There's Something About Ygritte
Jon II and Sansa II. Ivan and Red cover bear giants, Westerosi romantic comedies, Tormund's tall tales, Westerosi birth control, The Last of the Giants, more! Our new icon is by Bannerman Nicole, check out her work at inappropriatelyadorable.tumblr.com.
1h 32m
<p class="p1"><em>Winterfell,</em> Season 8, Episode 1 of Game of Thrones. <a href="https://twitter.com/ivan_hernandez">Ivan</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/red_scott">Red</a> discuss the stage being set for the final showdown between the dead and the living. From Jon missing ... Show More
